love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Randomize
