on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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