Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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