some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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