It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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