The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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