She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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