And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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