Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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