i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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