wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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