Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Drunk is not a location!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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