? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
where are my eyebrows?
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