well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I think i got beer on your cat.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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