Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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