Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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