**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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