We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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