we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
