Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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