Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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