haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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