just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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