As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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