Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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