names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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