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(415): View more from California

Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um

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(212): View more from New York

They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.

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(210): View more from Texas

spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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(804): View more from Virginia

quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick

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(850): View more from Florida

tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.

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(914): View more from New York

she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

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(907): View more from Alaska

This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy

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(501): View more from Arkansas

PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.

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