Tell her she can't have a vagina
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
