it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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