I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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