why didn't you poke me back
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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