I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
bring money and cleavage
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
