dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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