Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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