did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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