i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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