No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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