then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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