How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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