I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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