i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
