Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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