Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
These tits shall not be calmed
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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