Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
