well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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