I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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