I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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