if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You were trust falling into bushes
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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