so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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