Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
