Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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