i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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