NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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