Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
why do cheetos always look like penises
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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