Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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